Theloopylululog

The genie grants me a wish. What is it?

Of course!

I have been waiting all my life for you to appear! WHERE WERE YOU!?

I just want one thing. A dust-proof, noise-proof, pollution-free, pest-proof, pestilence-proof, disease-free, pain-proof, idiot-proof, chores-free home.

I am so done with the jhaadu poncha, bartan maanjna, kapde dona, toilet cleaning and ghar ki safai abhiyan every day ( for non hindi speakers –sweeping, mopping, cleaning utensils, washing clothes and spring cleaning).

Don’t get me started on the endless proportion of idiots I encounter every f***ing where with their bottomless pit of noise streaming into my life that’s already hanging by a fraying thread.

I am perfectly capable of taking care of everything else life throws at me.

I am just too tired, bored, and zoned out of my body to do one more round of cleaning — dust, pest, idiot; all inclusive. Please end this vicious cycle for me darling and make my home just mine — an absolute unwelcome zone.

Can you do that for me?

Thank you, my dear genie. I owe you one!